[aside] Thanks for Nothing Instead

While watching TV the other day I caught an election ad where the candidate was bragging about having brought jobs to the area.

Why the fuck am I going to vote for someone trying to give me work?

[aside] No Milk Today

Since Monday, upon noticing that milk was $3.49/gal at Wegman's, and already then knowing that gas is currently in the $3/gal range, I've been resting assured that there is no gas shortage whatsoever.

Drive away!

However, I now have my "No Blood for Milk" signs ready for when we inevitably decide, for national security purposes I'm sure, to invade Wisconsin.

[aside] Hot Hot Heat

I’m in no way a meteorologist, but I’m pretty sure I accurately ball parked the temperature today to be about 105 degrees. And last week I had it at about 115.

I’m also not a mythologist in anyway, but I do know for certain that global warming is just such a myth.

And those two statements were in no way connected.

Unless of course the third statement was equally sarcastic.

Sigh.

[aside] Teenage Millionaires

While in line at Wegman’s today I decided against buying the magazine that would have clued me in on the who the world’s richest teenagers are.

But only on the agreement that I could go to La Luna tonight for the open bar and possibly forget that such a magazine even exists.

Deal.

[aside] What Not to Wear

While flipping through some TV listings today I noticed a show on TLC called “What Not to Wear.” I felt very reassured that learning what not to wear was what The Learning Channel deemed fit for learning.

This coming from someone who once amazed a co-worker for being able to do simple math in his head.

But I bet she at least possessed the knowledge of what not to wear.